About me
My father was a relentlessly improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My Mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malice that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's quite breath-taking.
I suggest you try it.
Though originally from Belgium I have moved on to Sydney, Australia where I plan to continue my quest for world domination. I will use the artists of Sellabands as my WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. I will assist them in gaining worldwide fame and then place secret brainwashing messages in their albums, which will bring me an army of slaves and bring the world to it's knees.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (pause) he...(pause) he....(pause) woooh!!!!
Hot pocket? Eggo?
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My Parts
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TIFFANY GOW- ONWARDS AND UPWARDS TO 32K | 01.02.07 | 2 | |||
Dr Evil loves Tiffany. She will make $50K this year! | ||||||
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Vegas Dragons LIVE in Europe!!! | 29.11.07 | 1 | |||
Live and loud in Europe. Bring it on like donkey kong!
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:: MDATA (Mua'Dib and The Awakening):: FINE PURVEYORS OF LUSTYPOPFUNK SINCE 2006 | 01.03.07 | 1 | |||
Recording
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Vegas Dragons - "LOVINGLY CRUEL" | 14.12.06 | 12 | |||
Nearly as important as the Alan Parsons Project! Goal one - met. Very good. | ||||||
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Mysti Mayhem | 01.02.07 | 1 | |||
Great voice, great style and knows how to play pool. Buy or die. | ||||||
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May 07 2008 21:05 CET KONTRUST euro2008 - special
hi :)
on our profile you can find a snippet of our brand-new EURO2008-song 'GO!'.
i hope you'll enjoy it :) every new Kontrust-believer will receive the track for free!
and there are new pics from the amazing wukstock-festival online in our gallery!
be part of the Kontrust-family :)
have a great week,
agata & Kontrust
Apr 05 2008 17:02 CET Chump| reached 0.5K!
Hi dr.evil,
We're a young starting band. We're since a few months on sellaband. We appreciate if you take a look on our profile and listen to our music! Maybe you will believe in us!? Please leave a message.
Greets Chump
Apr 04 2008 12:51 CET Vegas Dragons LIVE in Europe!!!
Thank you my friend and I would like to thank you so much for your patience and support for all this time.
It is a very exciting day.... the music will be with you soon!
Brian
Vegas Dragons
Apr 03 2008 13:37 CET The Magic Roundabout,2K and rising...
hey there!
We've only been on sellaband around a month and we've become addicted, we're doing really well so far. We're looking for people who havent yet heard our music...I see your a fan of rock music, thats exactly what we are playing...a bit bluesy/jazzy to! if you have time we would really appreciate it if you could come by our page and leave some of your opinions. We're currently recording a new CD so new tracks up soon! Cheers. The Magic Roundabout.
Apr 01 2008 09:16 CET Natalia Safran
good morning -
just a quick drop by to leave you a Happy Tuesday kiss
and let you know that I have a new song and four new live clips on my profile ‘-))
happy everything!
xxx
Natalia
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