Pawel Osmolski_

The following is a slightly edited mish-mash from my blogs and what-knot.

A hello to you sir, madam or undisclosed, a wonderful hello. I'm doing the whole education thing you know, with the caps, badges and a pencil hooked on my ear, a Masters Degree in Audio Technology. I'm the kind of guy that will say "Bass-boost is only for parties" and "Can I get that in 24-bit please?" because of silly trained ears.

So, About Me? descriptive hmmm, I have an obscure sense of humor, a british accent, I like good music, all types of food, the sound of rain drops, being occasionally sarcastic, sleeping late, abstract arts, poetry (this list is full of clichés?), big tree's, watching Doctor Who in the evenings, computer games and not growing up.

I've been playing Piano, Guitar, Bass and Drums since I was a youngun, but hadn't really started singing properly until I was 20. I've always been around computers so I love anything and everything to do with MIDI sequencing. If I had to choose between Pro-Tools, Logic Pro or Nuendo, I'd pick Nuendo and never look back.

Here's the more confusing part.

Well, you see, I am also an enchanted seller of a high pedigree. How wonderful of you to assume this, brilliantly delivered goods with a pat on the back and a slightly worn rose handed to you, do you not agree? How can one mistake me for a jester? impossible collective thoughts, really quite abysmal and macabre.

Please, sit down and read a good book recommended to me by one of my many cousins, the smallest one in-fact, quite a reader I must say. Beautiful. Many thousands of years ago, I was selling rocks and time capsules that I found scattered around on this planet, it was a well educated and exhausting time, but I coped. Will I be sharing my now aged antique olden golden capsule goodness? Who knows; just be sure to keep a finger tip on my page, or a finger nail if you don't cut them that often. Much gratuitousness, Pawellion.

Take a deep breath, you'll be fine.