I promise that if you believe in me 40% (proof) of the recording budget will be spent on creating the right mood in the studio - as you may have guessed from my demos this will involve a small lake of lager, 12 bottles of Jagermeister, 14 of Jack Daniels and a few cheeky Absinthe chasers...

(I think this may be why Electric Eel Shock don't let me near the studio when they record!)

When I was younger and lighter I was a Jockey.
I rode many winners and in over three hundred races including the Grand National.
But then I broke my back

And got fat

It was time to move on...

I became a roadie with bands such as Black Sabbath, Deep Purple and Wham. I was asked to take a band to Japan and so of course I did.
I have little memory of what happened but I have since learnt that driving to the first gig the bus crashed killing everyone in it except me, thus confirming that I am not a very good Tour Manager.

Somehow in 1999 I caused uproar by being the first westerner to become Karaoke Champion of Japan. I lived a short semi celebrity lifestyle in Japan before meeting Electric Eel Shock. I have been touring the world with them ever since and although I am still a very bad tour manager I haven't killed them yet.

Sellaband is goiing to change my life once more and I can go back to being the fully fledged rock star I always was...

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